Liberal Flapjacks

Dear Matt Drudge,

I implore you to please remove that utterly gross picture of Barbara Streisand’s breasts currently displayed on your front page.

The Drudge Report is my news bible. You, Matt, are my new media hero. But this picture is really gross. This is one flapjack too many, even for me. I’d rather be water-boarded or subjected to The Red Hot Chili Peppers than gaze at those things.

Not only are Bab’s flapjacks bad enough, but to know that they belong to a screaming Hollywood liberal, well that has just put me over the edge. Liberal flapjacks…I am just beside myself.

Please, Matt, please, it’s time for change.

All the best.

Your Fan,

Larry Kudlow