I came up with a crafty little plan to balance our ballooning budget deficit, following news that Team Obama sniffed out yet another tax cheat in their ranks. Obama ought to just go ahead and nominate thousands of wealthy Democrats to fill his Cabinet. We’ll settle the debt in no time once they pony up all their back taxes! $100K here, $100K there, we'll balance our books before spring. The icing on the cake? Our tax-dodging Treasury chief won’t have to sell any more bonds to China.