Thursday, September 14, 2006

Today's Top Three Most Absurd Statements

#1 “The U.S should moderate its language…we believe that on the basis of law and justice, we can better lead the world.” -Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

This, from the terrorist supporting, nuclear ambitious holocaust-denier who calls for Israel to be “wiped off the map.” The same loony-tune who delivered a speech at the UN General Assembly and claimed he felt a light surround him and that the attention of the world leaders in the audience was unblinkingly focused upon him.

In his own words:

"I am not exaggerating when I say they did not blink; it's not an exaggeration, because I was looking. They were astonished as if a hand held them there and made them sit. It had opened their eyes and ears for the message of the Islamic Republic."

#2 “I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other.” -Sen. John Kerry on going up against the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth in a possible White House run in ‘08.

They’re running scared John, no really…

#3 Amidst news that Air America Radio, the liberal talk-show network, is fighting off bankruptcy and unable to pay Al Franken his salary—and on top of Air America's switch from its flagship New York station to a station with a much weaker signal, and its subsequent laying off of nine employees, the liberal blog offered up this beauty of a headline:

“Air America To Declare Bankruptcy, But Progressive Radio Remains Strong”

Huh? How does that work?